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patient information leaflet

Placebo

works because you believe it works.

$PLCB on Solana. One billion sugar tablets with nothing inside, poured whole into a locked pool. Read all of this leaflet before you take any.

how to take it ↓
✚ active ingredient: none✚ 1,000,000,000 tablets✚ 100% in the pool✚ LP permanently locked✚ fee 50% → 1%✚ no team bag✚ keep out of reach of expectations✚ active ingredient: none✚ 1,000,000,000 tablets✚ 100% in the pool✚ LP permanently locked✚ fee 50% → 1%✚ no team bag✚ keep out of reach of expectations
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What Placebo is

Placebo is a token that does nothing, on purpose. It has no utility, no roadmap and no team allocation. Its only effect is the one you expect from it. Clinical studies of placebos report the same thing every time: some people feel better anyway.

0
tablets
0%
in the pool
0 SOL
opening mc
0%
team bag
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What it contains

Active ingredientnone
Supply1,000,000,000 $PLCB, 6 decimals
Mint & freeze authorityrevoked in the creation transaction; nobody can mint more or freeze a wallet
MetadataMetaplex, immutable
Where the supply is100% deposited one-sided into a Meteora DAMM v2 pool ($PLCB/SOL); the deployer keeps none
Opening price3.2e-8 SOL per tablet (mc 32 SOL); behaves like constant product with a 32 SOL virtual reserve: mc = (32 + SOL in)² / 32
Exampleafter 10 SOL net goes in, mc ≈ 55.1 SOL; after 50 SOL, ≈ 210 SOL
LP positionpermanently locked at creation (permanentLockPosition); liquidity can never be withdrawn by anyone
Swap fee50% at open, wearing off to 1.00% over 10 minutes, collected in SOL only
Who gets the fee80% the LP position holder (the deployer wallet), 20% Meteora protocol
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Possible side effects

Very common in the first minute: a very large fee. The pool opens at 50% and the fee halves roughly every 106 seconds until it settles at 1.00%.

This is aimed at sniper bots that buy in the opening block and sell into the first buyers. If you are not a bot, wait ten minutes. The side effects wear off.

Fees paid during this window go to the same place as all fees: 80% to the deployer wallet, 20% to Meteora.

demonstration · 12× speed · starts when the pool opens
half-life ≈ 106 s
50.0%
swap fee · t+0:00
start 50%
floor 1.00%
60 steps × 10 s
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Anyone buying in the first seconds pays up to half the trade as fee. It drops about 6.3% (relative) every 10 seconds and sits at 1.00% from minute ten on. The rule is written into the pool at creation and cannot be changed.

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The seal

LP position · Meteora DAMM v2
Sealed.
unlocked liquidity0
permanently locked100%
held by86Sder…X9P7Uj
holder canclaim fees only

The pool is opened and locked in one transaction. After that the position NFT holds liquidity that the program refuses to release. We tried, on devnet, three ways: every one was rejected with InsufficientLiquidity.

The holder of the position, the deployer wallet, can claim swap fees. That is the only thing it can do with it.

Locked liquidity does not stop the price from falling. Anyone holding $PLCB, including any wallet that bought, can sell at any time.

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How to take it

contract address · $PLCB
appears here the moment the pool opens

Pharmacist (deployer) wallet: 86Sder…X9P7Uj

at dispensing
tablets in the pool1,000,000,000
SOL in the pool0
market cap at open32 SOL
statusreading…
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Warnings

  • ⚠This token has no active ingredient. It does not do anything.
  • ⚠Nothing on this page is a promise about price. Memecoins usually go to zero.
  • ⚠The deployer wallet receives 80% of every swap fee for as long as the pool trades.
  • ⚠The deployer makes one buy worth $42 in SOL from a separate wallet it funds, only after the fee has reached its 1% floor, and may sell it at any time.
  • ⚠The LP is locked, not burnt. The position NFT exists and sits in the deployer wallet, but its liquidity cannot be withdrawn.
  • ⚠Only spend what you can lose. If symptoms persist, close the chart.